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Aries: March 21st – April 19th
She hates when it takes too long. She is impatient, so once her thoughts start drifting and her jaw starts hurting, she wants it to be over with already. She isn’t a fan of slow and steady.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
She hates when her person is dead silent. When she has no idea whether or not he likes what she is doing. When he gives zero indication of how much he is enjoying the act and she has to make guesses.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
She hates when it doesn’t lead to sex straight after. She only wants to go down on you as foreplay. She doesn’t want it to be the main event, only a side dish.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
She hates when there isn’t any romance involved. She doesn’t want her person to unbutton his jeans and push her head down there. She wants things to happen at a more comfortable, natural pace.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
She hates how easily oral ruins her hair and makeup. When she visits a guy she likes, she tries to look her best, and all of that effort is wasted once her lipstick and foundation is smudged away.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
She hates how much she overthinks while she is down there. She hates how she doubts her own abilities, how she wonders whether he is actually enjoying it, how she hopes he isn’t imagining some other girl that he finds prettier than her.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Unless her person has been on a very specific diet lately, she hates the taste. She doesn’t want to swallow — whenever she does, it’s only because it’s more convenient than finding a place to spit.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
She hates trying to find a comfortable position that also looks sexy. She always ends up making her legs or her arms cramp. She always ends up sore afterword.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
She hates when men finish without warning her beforehand — especially when they finish someplace she wasn’t expecting. There’s nothing worse than trying to get his liquids out of her hair.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
She actually enjoys giving blowjobs when she is in the mood. But she hates that she feels obligated to go down on him whenever she is on her period. She hates that expectation.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
She hates when you don’t return the favor. If she is going to go down on you, then she expects you to do the same. She hates giving without getting anything back.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
She hates the false hope that porn brings. She hates when a guy thinks it’s okay to grab her head and shove. She hates when a guy expects her to go down far without gagging. She hates how unrealistic (some) guys are about head. Image may be NSFW.
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